Today, we look at the Craigslist Ads posted by two of the players potentially on the hunt for a good team next year.
Chill Creative Midfielder ISO Hot, Older Club Team - 22 (Napoli)
Posted by Marek Hamsik in Strictly Platonic: m4mmmmmmmmmm
hey dudes wassup? lol. been playing 4 a boring but fun team n Italy... l00king 2 make a change ;) im 22, play attack/mid. into passing, scoring, not relly n tha mood 4 dfence but will 4 tha rite coach.
u shuld be older then me, RICH$$$ and play in a BIG league. i liek teh spotlite, so id better b a Starter LOL. i dont werk 4 free, so u better b reddy to pay. i kno i l00k good and play better so u kno that im worth it.
holla at me.
* Location: Napoli
* It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I was visiting, you were totally talented... - 20 (Kingston upon Hull)
Posted by Jozy Altidore in Missed Connections: m4TopHalfTeam
I'm a young, single black man who was in town from Spain for work. We met twice in person, but I watched you every weekend on TV. I'm the tall, strong guy who was running around near your defenders.
Anyway, I really liked the way you moved with the ball, and your friends seemed like cool guys. I think we may have had a connection, but I can't be sure. Maybe both of us were just too shy to make the first move.
If you see this and think there might be something between us to explore, send me a message. Tell me who I headbutted on Sunderland so I know it's really you.
*Location: Hull
*It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.
I only respond to generou$ personal ads.
ReplyDeleteThe Marek Hamsik post is genius!
ReplyDeleteMarek Hamsik's handlers (if he has any) need to pitch him starring in 'Sicilia Shore' to some Italian TV execs. I would watch. This could work, he just needs a good nickname.
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