Hair Dids - Volume One.

I'm still upset from yesterday's loss, but I suppose it's time to move on.  In an effort to make myself feel better, I will now ruthlessly mock other people's personal appearances.  I hereby present to you:

HAIR DIDS - VOLUME ONE

The World Cup is a stage for some of the most stupid/awesome hairstyles you'll ever see.  Join me as we explore what each notably coiffured player says to their barber before getting a haircut.

Andres Guardado (Mexico) - "Give me The Jewish Spinster."

Derek Boateng (Ghana) - "Give me the Hungarian Puli."

Simon Elliott (New Zealand) - "Give me The Paul Giamatti."

Fernando Muslera (Uruguay) - "Give me The Every Gay Guy in South America."

Josh Kennedy (Australia) - "Give me The Burning Man."

Djibril Cisse (France) - "Give me The Unemployable."