Hair Dids - Volume Four.

The World Cup is a stage for some of the most stupid/awesome hairstyles you'll ever see.  In honor of incredible hair everywhere, join me as we explore what each notably coiffured player in this game says to their barber before getting a haircut.

HAIR DIDS - VOLUME FOUR

Per Koldrup (Denmark) - "Give me The Sons of Anarchy."

Jorge Valdivia (Chile) - "Give me The Julian Casablancas."

Marcus Tulio Tanaka (Japan) - "Give me The Feathered Thinning Mess."

Tim Wiese (Germany) - "Give me The Thomas Hayden Church."

Reneilwe Lethsolonyane (South Africa) - "Give me The Debbie Gibson."

Benoit Assou-Ekotto (Cameroon) - "Give me The Aerobics Instructor."

Diego Forlan (Uruguay) - "Give me The Point Break."

Dirk Kuyt (Netherlands) - "Give me The Third Grade."

Mile Jedinak (Australia) - "Give me The Scribble."

Sulley Muntari (Ghana) - "Give me the Makes Me Look Even More Like A Fish."

Marko Pantelic (Serbia) - "Give me The Crusades."

Vladimir Stojkovic (Serbia) - "Give me The I Also Play Lacrosse."

Martin Caceres (Uruguay) - "Give me The Ugliest Girl in School."