Fashion! - Groups G and H

Welcome back to the final edition of Fashion!

For the past six Fridays, my Feminine Side and I have gotten together to discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups at World Cup 2010.  At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale.

This week, with the first stage ending, we tackle the final two groups.  Thanks for playing, folks.

Fashion! - Group F

Welcome back to Fashion!

Every Friday, my Feminine Side and I get together and discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups at World Cup 2010.  At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale.

This week, we tackle Group F.

Fashion! - Group E

Welcome back to Fashion!

Every Friday, my Feminite Side and I get together and discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups at World Cup 2010.  At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale.

This week, we tackle Group E.

Fashion! - Group D

Welcome back to Fashion!

Every Friday, my Feminine Side and I get together and discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups featuring at the tournament next month.  At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale.  This week, we tackle Group D.

Fashion! - Group C

Welcome back to Fashion!

Every Friday, my Feminine Side and I get together and discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups featuring at the tournament next month.  At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale.  This week, we tackle Group C.

Fashion! - Group B

Welcome back to Fashion!

Every Friday, my Feminine Side and I get together and discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups featuring at the tournament next month.  At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale.  This week, we tackle Group B.

Fashion! - Group A

Welcome to Fashion! the newest and colloquially gayest segment on Two Worlds, One Cup.

Fashion! basically shakes down like this: Every Friday, my feminine side and I get together and discuss the uniforms for each team in one of the eight groups featuring at the tournament next month. At the end of each discussion, the jersey in question will be scored between 0 and 5 on the Tshabalala Scale. This week, we tackle Group A.


South Africa

ZGS: This jersey is awesome.
Feminine Side: The detailing is fantastic and the color scheme is eye catching, but not garish.
ZGS: It looks like one of those awesome rainforest frogs. You know, the kind who's skin tells predators "Don't eat me, 'cause I'll make you log on to vom.com?"
FS: Umm. Yes. It's definitely bold. If I had one complaint, it would be the matte yellow cutout on both of the sleeves.
ZGS: You mean how the stripes don't go all the way?
FS: Sure. If that's how you want to describe it.
ZGS: If you were in South Africa, how much would you pay a street vendor for a decent Indonesian knock-off?
FS: 150 Rand.
ZGS: Booyah! I officially give this jersey 4 out of 5 Tshabalalas.