Soccer's Lost Boys

Want to feel depressed?  Want your depression to be topical in reference to Africa and the World Cup?



You're welcome.

-ZGS

Won't Get Fooled Again.

Well, well, well.  We're almost there.

Four posts to go before I've profiled the whole tournament.  I'm about as hyped up as a middle class white dude can get without four hours of straight High Lifing.  Today's receptacle for my stinging ire?  Cameroon, which, I think is in Africa.  Let's find out.

WHY I HATE  YOUR TEAM - CAMEROON EDITION

Yawnduras.

Sometimes, these things happen.  I can't watch the US v Turkey game live today, as I will be in Topeka at a Bar Mitzvah.  That said, I'll be recording the game on DVR and will likely watch it later that night.

Sorry for partying.

Until that time comes, satisfy your need for hard-hitting journalism with this complete beatdown of Honduras, the absolute worst nation in Central America.

WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM - HONDURAS EDITION