Yawnduras.

Sometimes, these things happen.  I can't watch the US v Turkey game live today, as I will be in Topeka at a Bar Mitzvah.  That said, I'll be recording the game on DVR and will likely watch it later that night.

Sorry for partying.

Until that time comes, satisfy your need for hard-hitting journalism with this complete beatdown of Honduras, the absolute worst nation in Central America.

WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM - HONDURAS EDITION