Hair Dids - The Final Round-Up.

The World Cup is a stage for some of the most stupid/awesome hairstyles you'll ever see.  In honor of incredible hair everywhere, join me as we explore what each notably coiffured player in this game says to their barber before getting a haircut.

This is my last installation of Hair Dids.  It makes me sad.  I hope it makes you laugh.

HAIR DIDS - VOLUME FINAL

Alberto Gilardino (Italy) - "Give me The Zach Morris."

Juan Castillo (Uruguay) - "Give me The Last of the Mohicans."

Andrea Pirlo (Italy) - "Give me The Car Window."

Lee Seung Yeoul (South Korea) - "Give me The Schoolboy."

Arturo Vidal (Chile) - "Give me the Spine of the Andes."

Brad Guzan (USA) - "Give me the Can't Accept My Fate."

Eljero Elia (Netherlands) - "Give me The Braux Hawk.

Gervinho (Ivory Coast) - "Give me The Extension-Over."

Hakan Yakin (Switzerland) - "Give me The Druid."

Jean Jacques Gosso (Ivory Coast) - "Give me The Best Hair at the World Cup."

MacBeth Sibaya (South Africa) - "Give me the Toil and Trouble."

Marek Hamsik (Slovakia) - "Give me The L.A. Looks."

Martin Demichelis (Argentina) - "Give me The Adrian Paul."

Cho Yong Hyung, Kang Min Soo, Kim Bo Kyung, Kim Dong Jin - "Give us The Beatles."

Milivoje Novakovic (Slovenia) - "Give me the I Hate You, Dad."

Neven Subotic (Serbia) - "Give me The Date Rapist."

Nicolas Nkoulou (Cameroon) - "Give me The Dreadlocked Tootsie."

Sebastian Abreu (Uruguay) - "Give me The Romance Novel."

Georgios Samaras (Greece) - "Give me The Vidal Sassoon."

Sotirios Kyrgiakos (Greece) - "Give me The Fashionable Brown Bear."

Yoshito Okubo (Japan) - "Give me The Biggie Shorty."

Carlos Pavon (Honduras) - "Give me The Unfortunate."

-ZGS