Nemeses: Thomas Rongen

I know I told you that I was planning on writing about Diego Maradona today, but you know what?  I'm quite often a liar.  A big, hairy, sweaty liar.  Today's addition to my ever-growing Axis of Soccer Evil is Thomas Rongen.

Now is the appropriate time to scratch your head and say "Whuuuuh?"

Have any of you seen that terrible movie The Butterfly Effect?  It's pretty much Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart and the Fat Guy Who Stares at the Magic Eye Poster in Mallrats getting Punk'd over and over by alternate realities and space-time.