If (god forbid) you're not a huge fan of soccer, here's an easy way to get more into the game: Drink.
The World Cup is a great excuse to get Dr. Unk. Drinking and soccer go together like, well, drinking and anything. It's a phenomenon Stuff White People Like lampoons pretty effectively, but frankly, just because something is a bit of a stereotype doesn't mean you should shy away from it. To wit, I would never expect an African American to not eat fried chicken--that shit is DELICIOUS.
