Day Nineteen Wrap Up.

The picture you see to our right is a visual reference for how likely I am to talk about each of the countries that played yesterday.  Is it fair to skew my coverage as such?  Probably not.  Am I going to do it anyway?  You betcha.

The crux of the issue is this:  I'm lazy and you're all just going to have to deal with it.

Man on the Street - Volume 4

Matt sent me another email tonight, the same night in which I beat my brother and my friend Scott in a Ten Tacos Race.  I am inebriated, so I'll post Matt's shit.  Right.  Now.

ENJOY.

Hair Dids - Volume Two.

The World Cup is a stage for some of the most stupid/awesome hairstyles you'll ever see.  In honor of Spain vs Portugal (which is happening RIGHT NOW), join me as we explore what each notably coiffured player in this game says to their barber before getting a haircut.

HAIR DIDS - VOLUME TWO.

Day Eighteen Wrap Up.

Dirk Kuyt clubbing his teammates over the head and carrying them back to his cave aside, is it just me, or are Brazil and The Netherlands the two most boring "dominant," undefeated teams to ever roam the face of the earth?  They make me want to throw up in my mouth!

Marry, Boff, Kill v 2.0

Marry, boff or kill?  In case you don't remember, the game is simple.



Or is it?

If you're a STRAIGHT DUDE or a TOTAL LEZ and you're reading this, you can still play along.  The whole point of MBK is to use your critical thinking skills.  It's ok.  Once again, I promise it's not a Gus Triandos situation.

Day Seventeen Wrap Up.

This is my 100th entry.  I find that to be kind of ridiculous.  Anyway.

Shock!  Controversy!  Fate!  Exclamations!  Feigned interest!

Hair Dids - Volume One.

I'm still upset from yesterday's loss, but I suppose it's time to move on.  In an effort to make myself feel better, I will now ruthlessly mock other people's personal appearances.  I hereby present to you:

HAIR DIDS - VOLUME ONE

The World Cup is a stage for some of the most stupid/awesome hairstyles you'll ever see.  Join me as we explore what each notably coiffured player says to their barber before getting a haircut.

Day Sixteen Wrap Up.

The horror, the horror.  Explore my heart of darkness.  Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Day Fifteen Wrap Up.

The dust has settled on the first round of play.  Here are your second round match-ups:

South Korea vs Uruguay.  USA vs Ghana.  Netherlands vs Paraguay.  Brazil vs Chile.  Argentina vs Mexico.  Germany vs England.  Paraguay vs Japan.  Spain vs Portugal.

Shit is GOING DOWN faster than a FELLATIO REFERENCE.

Man on the Street - Volume 3

I got another email from Travis this morning.  It concerns America and Glory.  Read on, read on.