Day Sixteen Wrap Up.

The horror, the horror.  Explore my heart of darkness.  Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Day Seven Wrap Up.

Remember yesterday when I was all complaining and shit?  Well, The Gods responded with 10 goals in one day.  Thanks, The Gods.

Second Verse, Same as the First

Let's get one thing straight, world: There is no such thing as ElephanTITIS.

It's Elephantiasis. I don't care how many people choose to pronounce it incorrectly. Spelling is spelling, and I won't hear anything to the contrary.

Why am I so bent out of shape? Because I'm sitting here, trying to think up a series of stupid jokes to tell about the Ivory Coast's soccer team, and a bunch of idiots on the internet can't spell a simple word right.

It's downright distracting.

WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM - IVORY COAST EDITION