My parents are coming into town tonight for the Bar Mitzvah of a close family friend's youngest son. They'll be spending most of their time in Topeka, my old home, but we'll be seeing each other quite a bit. We'll probably Ronaldo a ton of food, too.
In honor of their return to Kansas, where they lived for almost two decades, I present to you the following, totally topical interview:
Brief Interviews with Beautiful Women - Mama Bear Edition
Interview conducted via email. Additional commentary in parens.
