Won't Get Fooled Again.

Well, well, well.  We're almost there.

Four posts to go before I've profiled the whole tournament.  I'm about as hyped up as a middle class white dude can get without four hours of straight High Lifing.  Today's receptacle for my stinging ire?  Cameroon, which, I think is in Africa.  Let's find out.

WHY I HATE  YOUR TEAM - CAMEROON EDITION

Racism! Lions! Dicks!

Ledley King is drunk with power.

Despite being unable to play more than one game every four weeks (hyperbole!), King was a surprise inclusion in Fabio Capello's 30 Man Roster. Injured knee aside, the Tottenham player has the firm backing of his manager, Harry Redknapp*, as well as the rest of the FA. Congratulations to Ledley. Ha. Ledley.