Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Part Five.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce our resident (non) South African, Craig (aka Creeper Carty).  He's been living overseas for a while, pretty much dominating the city of East London.  With the World Cup starting THIS FRIDAY!!!!!, I figured it was time to bust out the big-guns, interview style.

The picture to our right is a photo of our hero perched on the lip of some sort of indicative South African landscape.  So.  Jealous.  If you want to know why I call him Creeper Carty, go to the bottom of this post.