What is Worst in Life? - Round One.

It's pretty obvious that I'm moving too slowly.  As much as I'd like to just write about soccer all day, more and more, it seems like I have to do other stuff as well.  To that end, and in an effort to make sure there's more room for a variety of content on this blog, I would like to introduce a new iteration of the WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM series, inspired by perhaps the greatest movie of all time, Conan the Barbarian.



 I hereby present:  WHAT IS WORST IN LIFE?

Wherein I compare and contrast the massive shortcomings of two World Cup nations in an arbitrary number of categories, determining once and for all which country's team is WORST.

Up this week on the scales of justice?

WHAT IS WORST IN LIFE? - PARAGUAY VS URUGUAY