What is Worst in Life? - Round Four.

Welcome back to WHAT IS WORST IN LIFE? the timesaving version of WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM.

Wherein I compare and contrast the massive shortcomings of two World Cup nations in an arbitrary number of categories, determining once and for all which country's team is WORST.

This week, we examine how succeeding in life is quite often a name game, but other times, it's definitely not.


WHAT IS WORST IN LIFE? - GREECE vs NETHERLANDS

Overlap.

The World Cup is barely two weeks away, and I feel like I'm behind the ball.

So far, I've only told you why I hate 10 of the 31 teams I plan to profile, and with fifteen days to go, I really need to step up my game.  My goal is to avoid sacrificing quality in the interest of meeting a deadline, but I'm really not sure what's going to happen.

Let's find out together.

WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM - SOUTH KOREA EDITION

Depressing.

First thought best thought.

I'm really excited about the World Cup being in South Africa.  I really am.  Inevitably, there are going to be problems, be it with the altitudes, crime, unsold tickets, whatever, but at the end of the day, I think it's going to be an excellent tournament in an exciting country with a lot of spirit and hospitality.

Read my lips:  The following critique is about South Africa's team, not on the country's ability to host a world class tournament.  You hear me?  Do you?

Okay.

WHY I HATE YOUR TEAM - SOUTH AFRICA EDITION